Explaining "Sunrise, Sunset" from "Fiddler" at tonight's voting:
Mike B: "....it's from the perspective of the girlfriend and the sister."
Sarah Kay: "That was SO not allowed back then."
Dan Allan: "Tradition!"

Cathy: "Hi, I'm Cathy. Well, actually Catherine because I found out I like Catherine better this summer."

Lydia: "Yeah...We need to wean ourselves away from that....like from a mother's teat." (regarding using "We Go Together" sheet music)

Cathy: "John, will you do me?"

Heather: "I think "We Go Together" will get together really quickly."
Lydia: "Did anyone else catch that pun?"
Dan: "Yeah that was pretty bad."

(after discussing our budget)
Shonali: "Why do we have money for binders and folders!?"
Carolyn: "For our music."
Shonali: "Oh."

(at the end of the meeting)
Lydia: "I didn't write down any quotables! Quick, someone say something funny!"
Dan: "That was pretty funny."

Rachel E. ('04, T5 '05): Can the boys kneel?
Sarah Kay ('07): Well, they can kneel...They usually won't, but they can.

Someone's Idea for a Show Title: "Every last inch of Tim's covered in hair!"
Carolyn ('06): That's not true!

More on Show Titles
Lydia ('07) Anything that makes me throw up in my mouth is out.

About Rehearsal Time
John ('05): If you want to give it to me, I'll take it.
Sarah Kay ('06): Oh, I'll give you so much more than you'll ever take.
John: Oh, I'll take it all!

Tim B ('07): I can't do a key change a capella. I'm not Superman!

Sarah Kay ('06) : Now we're gonna step on "Good... mor... ning... Ball. Ball, haha. Let's take exactly seven seconds to laugh at that and then be done. Okay? Okay.

Cathy ('07): My names is Cathy, and I'm... disgusting.

Holly ('05): I think I have a sore throat from orgasming too loud.
Later.... "Not only do I have a sore throat from orgasming, but I think I threw out my back too!"

Mike S ('05) to John P ('05): Stay the hell away from my ass!

Rachel M-W ('05): Javert is the sexiest character.
Ben T ('05): Now I know why you cast me.

Sarah Kay ('06): I'm not retarded, I'm just stupid!

On "Morning Glow" choreography
Ben T ('05): I spent a lot of time stealing this from other OBOC numbers.

Rachel M-W ('05) to Lydia ('07): No, you get down on YOUR knees, I got you off!

Ben T ('05): What's going on?
Sarah Kay ('06): Erin has a problem with Jonathan's penis. I, however, am handling it fine.

John P ('05): Ben has three floors of fun!

Ronnie ('08): I just want to say, if I audition, can I not be cast as Gary Coleman?

From the "Really Random Things to Say" File
Rachel M-W ('05): Does anyone have a better fedora?

David Lu!!/Stephan ('06): Are there zombies or puppet voices in it?
Ben T ('05): Well... it depends on auditions.

Kristin ('06): I've never spooned onstage before!

Sam ('03/4/5): That blew me away so much I dropped my pen.
Ronnie: Wait, dropped his pen, or his pants?

Ronnie: So when you say guys AND girls, does that mean everyone?

On Misinterpreting John's ('05) signing
Rachel M-W ('05): Did you just say you'd make Heather a lesbian?

On Ideas for Celebrating Heather's ('06) birthday
Tim ('07): My friend's making pot brownies tonight!

Lydia ('07): A yard... that's metric, right?

Lydia: How do you spell "phonetically"?
Katie W. ('05): F-O-N...

Sarah S ('08): Broadway lights... and wide open- SHIT MONKS!

On Joining Sororities:
Erin S. ('05): OBOC is my sorority.
Rachel M-W: It's a fraternity too, isn't it?
Erin S: ...No. Just a sorority.

On being threatening during Both Reached for the Gun:
Erin S: If it doesn't look good, we'll make you dead!

Maize Maze Guy: What's your team name?
Tim: Your mom!
MMG: My mom. Very clever.

Taylor: Heather, would you bang this for me?
Heather: OK, what am I banging?

On Fill In "Big Spender" Choreography:
John P. ('05): Plus, I get to seduce Ben T. What's better than that?

Rob W. ('02, M'04) approaches an officer's meeting
Erin: Rob, you're old, go away!!

Cathy ('07): I just remembered what I did wrong tonight.
Katie W. ('05): What's that?
Cathy: Forgot to wear underwear.

On Being Secretary:
Katie W.: I said something really dumb to Rob Rice tonight but now that I'm in charge of Quotable OBOC I don't have to tell you what it was! Ha!

Rachel M-W: Nate will be our beggar, and none of you will give Nate money, except for Jonathan.
Rob W.: Republicans don't give money to poor people!

I have to get with you tomorrow. - Heather G. ('06) to Kary H. ('04)

If someone asks you, "What is OBOC?", the official answer is "A show choir." - Kary

Puffy arm dresses! That you only wear to church when you're four and a girl! - Kary

I am a business of repute. - Ben T. ('05)
Later: I am a business of ill repute, actually. - Ben T.

While we're earning our daily bed! - Rob W.

Erika R. ('05): Augh! What the hell is THAT?!
Rachel E. ('04, T5 '05): ::smooshes a bug:: Dead.

I've never seen a king of br... br... BREASTS! - Jonathan V. ('05)

Jazz hands engaged! - Kary

On "One" Choreography:
Note to self: wear a cup during this number. - Matt B. ('05)

Angela ('03): You wanna do this?
Brie ('03): No, you do it, they like you.

If by cool you mean the most sexually repressed... - Mike Axler ('03)

I'm mad at her...she must think that there are 24 hour pixie's working in the SAC office. - Max ('03)

Angela: So, sex...[said turning to Sarah H.]
::everyone gasps::
Max: Well, Freudian slip...how could you look at Sarah and not think of sex?

On Voting for Soloists
Jeff ('03): "My rule is, I don't vote for girls." 
Sue ('01): "Thank god I'm a woman!"

And by act you mean ::head dropped, raised eyebrow, deep bass voice:: ACT? - Ben S. ('03) 

I was a dancing dog. - Nora ('01)

Sam ('03/4/5): "All you have to do in this part is count to seventeen really fast and say that line. "
Nora: "Oh, easy!" (really fast) "One - two - three - eight - nine….wait….damn!"

Scott Klein, you are divine! - random girl who walked by the officer meeting

I just wanted to make OBOC cheer. - Steve ('02) at the Juggling Show

Kelly ('02): I want to hear your voice in democracy
Megan ('02, T5 '03): BURP!

Sad to tell you WE got to go. Max sang it wrong so I'm assuming there are others who did. - Kary

Let's go shopping! - A Drunk Scott ('01)

CENTER STAGE! - Scott

Steve:  I just want a hot girl to come in and sit next to me.
Scott: Hey kids!

My favorite musical vacillates weekly, and I have ducks. – Brie

Falstoph Maggot - Derrick ('03)'s Hobbit Name 

Erika: Kary, you are a homie.
Kary: I am NOT a homie.

Who is the Scarlet Pimp? - Kelly and friends

Wait, wait. What are we raising our hand for? - Steve

Jess A. ('03) : My ex-boyfriend is out there.
D.J. ('04, T5 '05): Mike's boyfriend is out there?

I don't have a quote because Kelly stole mine. – Angela

We had a nice chord going in our section! – Ali

On Moulin Rouge/Be Our Guest Choreography
I AM the singing pork and dancing veal. - Ben S.

I'll sing Madame Thenardier because...I want to. - Max

For once I'm laughing hysterically at something I didn't say. - Max

Let all the goodly people eat the spam/
For as it is a tasty meaty treat/
Lovely would it be for all to eat. 
-Kary's poem about Spam in iambic pentameter

Damn, OBOC gossip is GOOD this semester. Too bad I'm part of it. – Jess A

I don't have that kind of power, I'm not a house. I'm just a tool  shed." - Katie M. ('03)

I ate the dog food. – Pete

Don't play what I sing, play the melody. - Scott

Max: Scott is not a person, he's an experience.
Kary: You know, when I finally meet Scott, I'm going to be so disappointed.

Do you know why I like you? Because when I was in 7th grade I wanted to dye my hair red and change my name to Esperanza. You're already halfway there!" - Katie M., to Katie W. ('05)

I didn't know there were so many things you could do with tires. - Megan

You can't see a beer belly from behind! - Max (don't ask)

Max : Hate is "Sam sucks." Constructive criticism is "The show would be better without Sam." 
Sam : That was a good one, but we're in a fight.

Loop the loop and laugh at the view. Moonlight swine, and someone to hold you... - Kary 's new lyrics

Max: When I did the show, we held it for 24 measures. 'Where diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...'
Rob: Okay, Max.
Max: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Rob: OKAY, Max.
Max: iiiiiiid.

Great. The Rachel Ehrhardt questions begin. - Angela

Normally altos do it on the same line. – Lisa 

Megan: Is there a Coke machine here? 
Mike: I think Robert Downey Jr. could help you with that one. 

I did not take a picture posing with the bidet. - Angela

She's the cream in the mental Oreo. - Scott, about Sue, who was between Kate and Kelly

It looks like you ran your head in a toilet and hit flush in Australia. - Ali

Coming to Rochester as a freshman...well, of course, everyone did that. - D.J. 
 
Mike: Bye Rob. 
Rachel E.: Is that a positive?

Someone has to take that away from her, she's recording all the worst parts of our lives! - Ben in reference to Kelly and her quotable OBOC

(starts to say something, then stops) No, that'd be Quotable OBOC, and I don't want that. - Andrea