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| Year: |
Graduated 2006 |
| Age: |
Aquarius, Dawning Of |
| Hometown: |
Second truck stop to the right and straight on till morning |
| She's Like: |
A cute, loveable Reed Walton |
| Most Embarrassing Moment: |
Got drunk on cranberry vodka and started speaking in tongues during her keynote address at Theology Summit '03 |
| Spirit Animal: |
Anthropomorphic Elephant named Ganesh, but not that Ganesh, it's just that his father was hippy (his sister's name is Cloudsparkle) |
| Best and Worst Sports Moment: |
Made it to the semifinals at the world mancala championships, only to be defeated by 12 year old russian prodigy Nikolai 'The Beast From the Western East' Ilianovich |
| Best Revenge Plot: |
To steal Nikolai Ilianovich's prize Afghan Hound 'Emile' and style it's glossy coat into a mullet |
