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| Sasha Maryl "Streep" Goldberg |
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| Year: |
Graduated 2004... Finally! |
| Age: |
The Age of Riesen |
| Hometown: |
Oh, for chrissakes just say "Boston"! |
| Favorite Music: |
Jesus Death Metal |
| Favorite Food: |
Anything consumed past 12:00 AM: Cheese, bread, cardboard, soup cans, vestigial limbs... |
| Favorite Things to Read: |
Physics textbooks! Yes! Yes! Give me more! |
| Hobbies: |
Art; Garfunkel; Frizz-izz-bee |
| Secret Fetish: |
Frog Underwear |
| Spirit Animal: |
Frog on said underwear |
| Mutant Power: |
Mud magnetism |
| Car: |
New balance, left and right, size 12 |
| Quote: |
"Iiiiiiiiit's Better Luck Next Time Man!" |
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