Samay "He-Man" Gheewala
  
Year: Graduated 2002
Age: 147 (in dog years)
Hometown: San Dimas, California
Major: Women Studies and Political Science
Countries Visited: France, Canada, Mexico, Tanzania, Texas
Favorite Band: WHAM!
Hobbies: Protesting; Advocating Socialism
Most Embarassing Secret: Cried for a week when TSR was raided as part of Operation Sun-Devil
Car: Converted U-Haul into "The Beast"
Special Talent: Can argue in three languages simultaneously!
Quote: "Why would you believe that rumor? You were there when I started it!"