Sara "Butt Slap" Cohen
  
Year: Graduated 2005
Age: 37
Major: Still deciding between Patty-Cake Therapy and Perpetual Dancing.
Hometown: Climax, OH
Favorite Food: Anything that has salt, pepper, honey and Parmesan nacho cheese on it. Note: this includes people.
Hobbies: Singing lead for an a capella group called “The Stakes,” in which she and the rest of the members dress and sing like the cast of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.
First Word: MommygetmefoodNOW!
Favorite Mother Goose Story: Finger in the Dyke: The Dutch Children’s Classic.
Favorite Type of Animal: BABIES!
Most Painful Moment: Removing then reinserting her nose ring one hour after she got it pierced. Not joking guys. I was there. I saw the blood.
Most Embarrassing Moment: Getting on the Dumbo ride at Disneyland and breaking it.
Biggest Secret: She has a fairy named Sugarplum in her desk drawer that just sits there and get stoned all day long. But Sugarplum shares, so it’s cool.