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| Year: |
Graduated 2003 |
| Age: |
Older'n you |
| Sex: |
Yes |
| Hometown: |
Back Hoe Waboggon, Texas |
| Favorite Pasttime: |
correcting other people's bad grahmer and speling |
| Favorite Food: |
Chocolate chocolate chocolate anything sweet gimme more I loe it oh baby can't get enough mmmmmmmmm! |
| Favorite Food 2: |
Ground week old potato chips, sauteed in i can't believe its not butter, covered completely in maple syrup and topped with nothing other than authentic american yellow mustard. ( this is real texas toast.) |
| Favorite Music: |
The sound of her own voice |
| Favorite Thing to Read: |
CARTOONS! |
| Favorite Dessert: |
Week-old Texas Toast (See above) dipped in vinegar and covered in hollandaise sauce and guacamole |
| Coolest Thing About Reed: |
Her name spelled backwards is a delicious type of roadkill |
| Favorite Character: |
Hoarse-voiced smoker of 30 years. (this character is based on her year in the second grade with Ms. Finklestein. Don't get me wrong, Ms. Finklestein was a health nut who has never touched a cigarette. Although Ms. F was a health nut, she was an awful teacher. Ms. Walton, to keep herself awake would always answer questions as if she were a 60 year old chain smoker. Her parents forbade her to act like the smoker once Reed's principal, good old GWB, got reed a job advertising cigarettes to child porn stars.) |
| Most Inspirational Role Model: |
See Above |
| Hobbies: |
Illustrations; Writing poetry; Masturbation |
| Secret Fetish: |
Writing poetry while masturbating |
| Mutant Power: |
Putting up with other people's shit |
| Spirit Animal: |
Archery Bunny |
| Car: |
Big new SUV |
| Quote: |
"I love blasphemy. It's just so funny!" |
