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| Year: |
Graduated in 2004 |
| Age: |
37 - Thrice Divorced |
| Hometown: |
Alimony, Missoura |
| Major: |
Unemployed with a minor in Homelessness |
| Favorite Band: |
Devo |
| Favorite Food: |
Crunch and Munch (Only the crunch part, he picks through the box and leaves the munch) |
| Favorite Show: |
Passions |
| Favorite Movie: |
The Mysteries of Rampo |
| Favorite Book: |
The Hardy Boys series |
| Favorite Karate Move: |
The leg sweep |
| Hobbies: |
Needlepoint and Cultivating Zen rock gardens |
| Spirit Animal: |
Any of various small short-tailed, furry-footed rodents of circumpolar distribution that are notable for the recurrent mass migrations of a European form which often continue into the sea where vast numbers are drowned |
| Most Worn Article of Clothing: |
Duck Shoes |
| Mutant Ability: |
Can instantly transform into a Velociraptor |
| Most Embarassing Secret: |
Was an extra on Pee-Wee's Playhouse |
| Arch Nemesis: |
Chef Boyardee |
| Bane of His Existence: |
Neocolonialism |
| Car: |
Run-down, white industrial van with no windows in the back |
| Quote: |
"Yo Dude, don't say that - you may one day find comfort and solace in the arms of a 37 year-old, thrice divorced used carpet salesmen from Boise..." |
