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Graduated 2006 |
| Year: |
More than none, less than many. |
| Age: |
As old as the sea and as ancient as the very bones of the earth, provided that both the sea and the earth have only been around for twenty-one years. |
| Hometown: |
The Lost Kingdom of Hy-Brasil. |
| Major: |
Colons and the Human Condition |
| Hobbies: |
Kung-fuing the weak, straightening the crooked, smoking the green. |
| Favorite food: |
The Body of Christ. |
| Favorite quote: |
“Mooniyachinovira!” Best when shouted out the window of an attic into the wild maelstrom of a rainstorm. She can hear you, Bastian! |
| Favorite music: |
The Dave Howland Collection II: Baja Men – Chumbawumba |
| Dirtiest secret: |
Once printed out a picture of the Pope, blew it up to life-size, and pinned it to the ceiling above his bed. |
| Goals: |
To make everything super-duper neat! |
| Only Weakness: |
You know when food crumbs drop on your shirt and they make a huge mess? That totally destroys him; he can’t handle it. |
| Favorite Historical Moment: |
Winter at Valley Forge. |
| Least Favorite Historical Moment: |
Summer at Sweet Valley High. |
