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| Year: |
Graduated 2003 |
| Age: |
An ageless soul in harmony with nature |
| Hometown: |
Dodoma, Tanzania |
| Major: |
Comparative Basket Weaving |
| Favorite Book: |
Wuthering Heights |
| Favorite Food: |
Deep-fried Garbage Plates with extra hot sauce |
| Car: |
Heavily modified orange 1969 Dodge Charger with the doors welded shut |
| Hobbies: |
Pretending he's a desperate loser just like the rest of us |
| Most Embarassing Secret: |
Was a big Jem fan as a child |
| Least Worn Article of Clothing: |
Stockings |
| Secret Fetish: |
Transformer Porn |
| Mutant Power: |
Able to bend any part of his body at will (Like Mr. Fantastic) |
| Spirit Animal: |
Black Spider Monkey |
