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| Year: |
Graduated 2006 |
| Age: |
Too young, you pervert! |
| Hometown: |
What the Ghetto, Iowa (and her mama cried) |
| Major: |
Rhythm, Blues double major |
| Favorite Drink: |
"Pop" (whatever the hell THAT is) |
| Favorite Place to Visit: |
More than 25 miles from home |
| Secret Fetish: |
Sex |
| Favorite Book: |
How to Realize Your Secret Fetish by Mrs. Youngborg |
| Hobbies: |
Making up and joining the "secret societies" that exist only inside her head, watchin' them movin' pitchers |
| Best Memory: |
Leaving her mother's womb like woah |
| Worst Memory: |
After the bank repossessed the farm we packed up the Ford and made for California and on the way Grandpa got sick and died and we drove on until the saddness got to Grandma and she died too. Life was HARD and you had to fight just to keep a little DIGNITY. |
