Kelly "DING" Gresham
  
Year: Graduated 2003
Age: Timeless Teeny-Bopper
Hometown: Likeandshit, Nebraska
Heritage: Italian, Fraggle
Hobbies: Snowboarding; Quantum Physics; Fiscal Awareness; Insulting the Irish
Spirit Animal: A very fuzzy Popple
Favorite Bands: Green Day, NIN, Bjork, Hippos, U2, Lawrence Welk
Secret Identity: While Batman was on Sabbatical, Erez and Kelly's hair formed together to create "The Legion of Haar" which fought crime and rising inflation all across Gotham City
Favorite Cartoon Character: That crazy Marmaluke!
Car: The phattest mailtruck this side of Botswana
Most Embarassing Secret: Thought she was auditioning for Strong Jugglers
Quote: "Fine."