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| Year: |
Graduated 2004 |
| Age: |
Old enough to remember worshipping the New Kids on the Block |
| Birthplace: |
The Dark Side of the Moon |
| Hobbies: |
Obsessively watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, dressing up as the Green Lantern, hanging out with his best buddy Dean Green, and transplanting dismembered tree limbs in Chambers 420. |
| Favorite Music: |
The dulcet tones of the Ocarina of Time |
| Favorite Book: |
A Comparative Study of Saturday Morning Cartoons of 1984-1989 |
| Car: |
A rusty blue old-school VW beetle with white doors and no rear view mirror |
| Lifetime Goal: |
To create a 100 sided die, for no purpose other that to be able to say: |
| Quote: |
"Oh, you need a die, do you? Well, I bet my die has more sides than yours does!" |
| Most Embarassing Secret: |
When his friends found the receipt for his microdictionary brain implant |
| Secret Fetish: |
Mannequin sex |
| Arch nemeses: |
The feeble-minded |
