Jim "Crackbone, JimDan" Hykel
  
Year: Graduated 2003
Age: Pre-Cambian
Hometown: Philly
Favorite Band: Jem and the Holograms
Favorite Movie: The one where the Gay Raptor terrorizes the entire homophobic population of the greater Philidelphia area.
Favorite Book: The Iliad...as translated by Todd Theatre
Favorite Moment on Stage: Lipstick, highheels, and a 42-foot color banner of himself dressed (rather attractively) in Drag
Favorite Food: Camel Lights
Hobbies: reeking havoc amidst the achean army, chillin with Gandalf the Grey, flailing his excessively long limbs around the stage recklessly, remembering the good 'ole days in utero
Most Embrassing Secret: Receiving the results of an audience poll wherein he found that the improver his most resembles physically is not Ryan Stiles, but instead Samay Gheewala
Spirit Animal: Lulu the big pink bunny
Dream date: A romantic evening for two in Amsterdam, followed immediately (albeit amazingly) by a Flyers homegame wherein the team's goalie goes down and Jim is asked to play in his place (shutting down the offense for the remainder of the game as well as scoring a last second goal when the flyers signal him to leave the net and play up)
What he wants to be when he grows up: A beautiful butterfly
Sign: "Welcome to our 'ool' notice that there is no 'P' in it....please keep it that way."