Eric "Cracka" Hoffman
  
Year: Graduated 2003
Age: Acts like a 6 year old
Hometown: Septic Tank, Brooklyn, New York City, New York
Major: Dance, with a concentration in Jack Moves
Favorite Food: Rancid Meat
Favorite Music: Bjork!
Hobbies: Skipping improv rehearsal; Interrupting professors; Chewing too hard on his pens so they break and ink runs down his chin like in "Ernest Goes to Jail"
Spirit Animal: The Spider!
Most Embarassing Secret: Has to ask his Mom if it's okay to skip class