Dave "DaveyP, Hollywood, that guy without a shirt" Polato
  
Year: Graduated 2004
Hometown: Niagara Falls
Favorite Band: Radiohead wet dream, wet dream, wet dream
Favorite TV Show: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Home Movies, Space Ghost, Brak Show, anything on Cartoon Network including SWAT-Kats
Favorite Movie: Dirty Dancing... trust us on this one.
Favorite Memory: Acting opposite of a tin of cookies...A TIN OFCOOKIES! His costar did not show up, so DaveyP did all of their scenes by himself. It was interesting to say the least.
Favorite Food: Peace Pop
Hobbies: Chillin, not eating animals, growing facial hair just to shave it off at a later date, smiling, being cool, pressing flowers, listening to showtunes and forgetting people's names, going commando
Most Embrassing Secret: Having Reed pull down his pants in front of a crowd (see previous category).
Spirit Animal: Panther of Patheticness
Dream Date: Anni DiFranco concert followed by a make out session with as many lesbians as can fit into a room at the Motel 6. Then driving a convertable to McDonald's unveiling of the new McVegburger Deluxe.
Signs: The movie was okay, but I don't think that M. Night did justice to what the trailors portrayed. I was expecting better. And by the way, what rural Pennsylvania farmhouse doesn't have a shotgun in it? I mean, come on people, shoot the damn aliens. Bullets kill everything.
What he wants to be when he grows up: Employed