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| Year: |
Graduated 2002 |
| Age: |
Nothing staturatory |
| Mysterious Birth Circumstances: |
Born with "Show this to the world" written on bottom |
| Favorite Music: |
The Wu, Chemical Brothers, Bugs being fried by those lights |
| Favorite Food: |
Rice-a-Roni with vinegar and cowpies |
| Favorite Movies: |
The Color Purple-Nurple, All that Jiz, American Booty, Cootch Flacidy and the Bungdance Kid, and GladHeAteHer |
| Favorite Book: |
Communal Living. Sans Nudity and Free Love in Amorica |
| Hobbies: |
Acting like a cheerleader, fighting other girls who she deems "chickenheadassbitches", imitating Blondie in local nightclubs, wishing it could be 1987 and she could talk intelligably as a seven year old about the situation in Grenada, reprising her own role in her self titled play "You try to come after me, and I kick you in Ass till face cry out no no monster woman not so much you kick my ass" |
| Religious Experiences: |
One time in high school, she blew a smoke ring that looked like the Buddha, but she was tripping |
| Spirit Animal: |
Three Breasted Howler Monkey |
| Weapon of Choice: |
Emory board with yellow tree frog poison on it |
| Special Powers: |
Electromagnetism/Punkrockstardom |
| Career Aspirations: |
To spearhead a project for the legalization and medicalization of Body Shop Raspberry Splash body spray |
| Martial Art: |
The Irish originated "Fah-Q" |
| Quote: |
"The truth of the matter is, I like pancakes, and if that's wrong, well I don't want to be right." or "Imo-beachoass" |
