Charley "You're Never Too Old For Overalls" Beller
  
Year: Graduated 2006
Age: 78 (Hobbit Years)
Hometown: Rockchester, NY
Major: Hippy
Favorite Instrument: Banjo
Hobbies: Magic: The Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons, and shaving
Favorite Item of Furniture: Wicker chair
Goals: To one day start a jazz fusion band featuring the banjo
Most Embarrassing Moment: Forgot the words to "Lady in Red" mid-solo while performing with the Midnight Ramblers. He performed the rest of the song in scat.
Most Triumphant Moment: Second place at the University of Rochester Wing eating contest