Ben "Oy Vey" Snitkoff
  
Year: Graduated 2006
Age: 45. Always has been.
Hometown: New, New York
Hobby: Making up obscure words and then correcting people on their usage.
Emotion: Feklempt
Favorite Weather: Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
Worst Mistake: Telling Sorkin his idea for "a show about the president".
Criminal Record: Once arrested for development of an illegal file-sharing system.
Favorite Song: The Clash- "I fought the Law (and the Law won) "