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| Amos "One Love" Rosenstein |
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| Year: |
Graduated 2006 |
| Age: |
Jail-bait |
| Hometown: |
Peacenick, Pennsylvania |
| Future Career: |
Itinerant Smile Salesman |
| Proudest Moment: |
Being mistaken for a felt walrus, and landing a gig on "The Muppet Show". |
| Academic Interest: |
The physics of guitar smashing. |
| Idol: |
Patches McSweatsock, the first hobo elected Governor of a US State. |
| Superpower: |
Animal Magnitism (the ability to exert a force on fuzzy critters. |
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