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| Year: |
Graduated 2004 |
| Age: |
Too young for Rogaine and too tasteful for the Hair Club for Men. |
| Hometown: |
Grammar School, PA |
| Spirit Animal: |
Sus scrofa, the feral pig |
| Favorite Movie: |
Terre Nash’s Who’s Counting? Marilyn Waring on Sex, Lies, and Global Economics |
| Favorite Pick-up Line: |
"My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can’t hold it in.” |
| Favorite Quote: |
“Get down!” – Man in Lavender Knickers, Microsoft Golf Simulator, 1992 |
| Favorite Book: |
Cool Salsa: Bilingual Poems on Growing Up Latino in the United States |
| Dream Job: |
Commanding a fleet in Her Majesty’s Midget Marine |
| Most Embarrassing Moment: |
Placing 16th at the 1987 Le Mans, behind a tuna sandwich and the original members of Earth, Wind, and Fire. |
| Secret Fetish: |
The Apocrypha |
